The KJQ Kingdom

The KJQ Kingdom, the etymology of which is explained by the SPQR2Gang School of Acronymics, is neither KJQ nor a kingdom. A highly sinister institution, the KJQ Kingdom represents not only a school of thought, but a way of life, antithetical to the teachings of SPQR2Gang.

The KJQ Kingdom were responsible for delaying the process of finding the true heir to the Chaan: the expeditioners on the Grand Mission only discovered the first Grand Ilchaan, Gonoo Chaan in 1852, instead of founding SPQR2Gang in 1725, as numerologists had predicted hitherto.

Another of the crimes associated with the KJQ Kingdom includes inspiring parents not to wash their children regularly: recent studies have corroborated this our teaching, discovering that children in the eighteenth century were 35% more dirty than their socio-economic counterparts in the late 1800s.

The KJQ Kingdom, in their Fairy-like nature, refuse to partake in normal society and abnormal society, deciding that they are above both. This nature is highly suspect.