The Chaan Predicts the Industrial Revolution
This week’s excerpt from the Chaan’s Book of Predictions that perplexed historical Gs is the following:
Men will stay not as they did, and there will be great mounds upon mounds, and the sky will be blackened, yet whitened. And trumpets will be played not from the mouth, but they will be like crawling leaves in their multitude, and golden.
It is now understood that this prediction was of the Industrial and Technological Revolutions, the blackening and whitening of the sky from the environmental effects of the Industrial Revolution, and the trumpet line to the technology resulting from it, most prominently the telephone, and all its future iterations.
The Chaan then commands:
My friends, when this PQR blackness begins to rise to the upper tips of heavens, the people must come into one being, strengthening them for to forpass the beasts of the deep night that shall come, but shall be followed by the light of day.
Our fore-Gs thankfully heeded his commands, and founded the united Third Gang with the installation of the first Ilchaan, and we still stand to this day. Irkhta Migdamar Bolar Chaan!