Edmund Hobbler’s on his theory of Relating
2025
A fascinating thing, Most fascinating, may be founde in this New-Theory, of myself, That-Person-Being a Mr. Edmund E. Hobbler of south-west-ish Kent, who can be identified as the auther of This-Text.
Yet, it may be contrasted with the ultimate Impossibilitie of denying that very Truth that lieth thereupon: one possesseth a Vigour, or an Energia, as the Latines would say, and moreover referr’d to by the Greecians as one’s Pseudo-Mind, which may be held to either Instrumentale, or also call’d a word more Pleasing to the five senses of Smell, taste, ’earing, Sighte & touche, to wit, it may be call’d Conducive to that which my Theorees postulate, within the Mind of their authour & the bosome of his Soule, else, it may be said Not to have that respective & respectable attribute, in which condition, it is indubitable that there be a state irreconcilable, of Incompatibilitie.
One may pondere when falling t’ sleep in his Bedd, or else in other times where one ought to be doing Much Better with ones times, the following Dilemma: how is one, being an individual person, of Finite-Spirite & flesh, able to Comprehend, and as Mr. descartes would say, Cogito ergo Summe? how does one fix this state of Affairs, harsher Tenfold in comparison to the recent Cruël-Levies on gin, the snuff & other fantastic Drugs.
A resolution can be obtained from the Umpteenthe Maxim of this New-Theory, great in its pouwer, though few in its Maxims. Take the Example of the Pigeon. Erasing some important, though Unnecessary details, one finds without a Shadow-Of-A-Doute, one must have just and Adæquate ideas of This-First-Thinge, that if one peer into the looking-glass of the Reasone, the mirrour of the mynde of one’s Very-Own-Self-With-Which-One-Is-Furnished, then one must proclaime, what kind of Energia, and what kind of Pseudo-Power one must have in order that he may setteth his Atmosphere.