Ye 3 elements of the werlde
2020
As postulated by the great Edmund Hobbler of south-west-ish Kent, a mere Two-Year afore his Death, at the hands of the Plantagenet Fool-Kings.
It was suppos’d & propos’d by Mr. Linnæus, that the Worlde be made out of Three components: the Vegetable, the Animale and the Minerral. But this be a False-One, as I shall prove in this Very-Text. That is forecause, the world In-Fact be made out of three Very-Different kindes of matter.
Number 1. A kind of stinky blue Jelly-like substance. Good on toast, yum yum.
Number 2. the Sands of time.
Number 3. Pigeon flaps.
Try it Your-Self: combining these 3 ingredients is Sufficient & Necessary to invente The Worlde.