Ed the Dead: A Childrenes Poem in the style of Second Generation Pseudo-Neo-Anglo-Saxonist Prose.

by J. Henry Eosin

Ed the Dead
Went to Wed.

Ed the Dead
Ate some Bread.

Ed the Dead
Now had Bled.

Ed the Dead
Lost his Head.

Lesson of the Poem:
One ought not to eat Any-Foode which Thine-One-Bethrothed hast Improperly prepared, for one might Lose One's Very Head, and Perish.